[there is static, followed by an image of Bowser, holding a Megaphone while being on top of what seems to be a very large ship. Taking a quick glance around, he grabs the megaphone and prepares to make a speech]

ATTENTION! This is Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I thought I'd let you know that this city's going up in SMOKE! That's right... Look up in the sky, and you'll see my amazing Doom Ship! If you thought the Clown Car was a piece of work, wait 'til you feast your eyes upon the glory that is my most powerful vessel!

[he grins smugly and points, seemingly at people viewing the video before laughing]

You see, I gave it some thought, and I decided that the best way to get things done is to take action. SO...instead of just capturing some broad with a gun, I'll just use force, like I shoulda done in the first place!

Watch and learn!

[Bowser takes a few steps back, shouts something, though to whom he's speaking to remains to be seen. Shortly after, a Bullet Bill shoots out of one of the canons, destroying a tree down below]

How's that, huh? Great, isn't it? And just think...I could go all out on this place! Muahahahahahaha!

[a quick pause, as Bowser turns around, and there is a small bomb speaking to him about something...its fuse is about to go out]

W-WHAT?! GRAAAAAAAH!

[the bomb explodes, and the ship seemingly plumetts down, although it manages to stay somewhat above the ground, though with visible damage. Bowser gives a groan, pushing dust off himself before getting back to his feet.]

Well that's just peachy. Oh well, what I'm trying to say is, look out, 'cause I've got canons, and I'm not afraid to use 'em.

[The Doomship slowly floats upward, perhaps high enough to be above a medium sized house, but low enough for people to, say, throw rocks at it. The bomb damaged it well enough.]

[The transmission is cut off, as Bowser takes the controls]

[ooc: Feel free to notice Bowser's damaged ship floating about for lulz. XD]