Muahahaha! WELL... looks like quite a few people left, huh? Oh well. That's less people to deal with when I become King of this place. I think that girl with the second Star Rod was one of 'em, but, hah. That hardly matters now...

Since Mario's not around, and I've still got the Star Rod, it shouldn't take me long to turn this into a new kingdom! Then maybe I'll make that woman do something useful instead of tripping me.

[there is static, followed by an image of Bowser, holding a Megaphone while being on top of what seems to be a very large ship. Taking a quick glance around, he grabs the megaphone and prepares to make a speech]

ATTENTION! This is Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I thought I'd let you know that this city's going up in SMOKE! That's right... Look up in the sky, and you'll see my amazing Doom Ship! If you thought the Clown Car was a piece of work, wait 'til you feast your eyes upon the glory that is my most powerful vessel!

[he grins smugly and points, seemingly at people viewing the video before laughing]

You see, I gave it some thought, and I decided that the best way to get things done is to take action. SO...instead of just capturing some broad with a gun, I'll just use force, like I shoulda done in the first place!

Watch and learn!

[Bowser takes a few steps back, shouts something, though to whom he's speaking to remains to be seen. Shortly after, a Bullet Bill shoots out of one of the canons, destroying a tree down below]

How's that, huh? Great, isn't it? And just think...I could go all out on this place! Muahahahahahaha!

[a quick pause, as Bowser turns around, and there is a small bomb speaking to him about something...its fuse is about to go out]

W-WHAT?! GRAAAAAAAH!

[the bomb explodes, and the ship seemingly plumetts down, although it manages to stay somewhat above the ground, though with visible damage. Bowser gives a groan, pushing dust off himself before getting back to his feet.]

Well that's just peachy. Oh well, what I'm trying to say is, look out, 'cause I've got canons, and I'm not afraid to use 'em.

[The Doomship slowly floats upward, perhaps high enough to be above a medium sized house, but low enough for people to, say, throw rocks at it. The bomb damaged it well enough.]

[The transmission is cut off, as Bowser takes the controls]

[ooc: Feel free to notice Bowser's damaged ship floating about for lulz. XD]

[there's an annoyed grumble as Bowser tinkers with the device]

GRAH... let's see... I've tried kidnapping two damsels already. Both escaped. I erased some kid's memory, which was great, but that's not much at all. Hmm...

Well, all those people who challenged me are still around, but I need a reason to fight 'em. Let's see...

Maybe I should look up every female person here, maybe heroes and plan something then. Gwa ha ha...perfect.

[a pause, as Bowser realizes he's been recorded]

...WHAT?! It won't delete?!

[ooc: Random post is random. Blame boredom.]

...

WHAT?!

Who the heck is THIS guy?! "King Koopa", huh?! Fat chance, since he looks nothing like me! He looks like some sad lizard with a Koopa Shell! HAH... like something that repulsive would command the koopa troop!

[a sound of ROARING, followed by a 'hrmph']

...[a sudden pause]

Hey...where'd that girl go?

Gwa ha ha! Marluxia, as you can see, I erased Sora's memories. All it took was a wish, and now he doesn't remember a thing. Now he's just some confused, lost kid without a clue how things work.

And I've still got the girl... apparently she has powers over memories, huh? Might be fun to see if I can use her... maybe make me the rightful King of this world! Yeah, I like the sound of that...

Muahahahahaha! Still no sign of any rescue, huh? And here I thought that Naminé girl had people who care about her... or at least people who wanna use her. Oh well, I might just have to give them a reason to come...

Maybe some fire, bombs, stuff like that'd make it fun...

Oh, and by the way...

( Cut for image )

Here's a sample of my power.

ATTENTION...AGAIN!

Muahahaha, Marluxia, was it? I believe you were targeting a girl by the name of Naminé... well, I hate to break it to ya, but she's now in my custody! A perfect hostage, weak, shy, and incapable of using GUNS! Why yes, she's the typical damsel in distress!

To those who don't know, my current captive looks like this...



Now then, if you wanna get her, just come to my Keep. It's in the destroyed part of the city... surrounded by Bill Blasters and Koopa Troopas! Like with the broad, she's at the top floor.

[ooc: This takes place after the log with Marluxia and Larxene, by the way, and because I hate muncest, it's screened from Repliku~]

Alright, it looks like I wasn't clear enough before. You see, I've got plenty of power... and frankly, I should let you all know that, sooner or later, I'll be the King of this place! The Koopa Troop shall soar to heights MUCH greater than what I had in the Mushroom Kingdom! Then we'll see about that "mutated turtle" nonsense!

I've made some lovely renovations on my current Keep, too. Bill Blasters outside, keeping guard for intruders, now it just needs some lava and a few more adjustments. Yeah, sooner or later it'll be the perfect fortress, even if it isn't my castle.

Now then... girl. Yes, you, the one who challenged me... are you still planning on facing me, or are you a coward? The same goes for anyone else... I'm a busy koopa, after all. Of course, if you all decline, I could always get another hostage.

First, the broad takes my Clown Car...then some girl gets... a magic wand that grants wishes?! What next? Mario and that... whatever his brother's name is show up? Oh, and why not throw in that YOSHI too, huh?! Hrmph...where's Kammy when you need her?

...It's probably just some generic scepter, though. Probably nothing more than the cheap wands Magikoopas use. Those can use similar magic, anyway, so I wouldn't be surprised.

Still... I might need to acquire that girl at some point... or at least, get my hands on that wand she found. If it really is a copy, I'll have to destroy it. The last thing I need is someone smart getting their hands on it and weakening my invincibility!

[ooc: Strikes = readable, cuz Bowser sucks with tech.]

THAT BROAD!

GRAH... she was such a great hostage, yet she escaped with MY Koopa Clown car! Sure, I wished for a new one, but this is ridiculous! And HOW did she get that gun?! I may be invincible with the Star Rod, but her and her cheap distractions...

[sound of roaring]

And she TRIPPED me! She's got as much nerve as Mario... even Toadstool didn't try to pull fast ones!

...Hrmph. Then again, it's just one set back. That's hardly a defeat.

Muahahaha... looks like nobody cares enough to come rescue that woman. Well, I've been challenged by some girl, but that's hardly a decent rescue attempt when I'll be fighting her in the hotel.

Even Mario would be better than this! I'm growing impatient with this all, and I'm just about to take more serious action. Sure, keeping some broad locked up in a room works, but if that's not enough persuasion, I'll have to up things...

But for now I'll wait. Let's see if anyone really wants to be heroic.

ATTENTION.

Muahahaha... hello. Now, ever since my arrival, I've played the role of a generally respectable Koopa. True, I've bragged, and hinted at treachery, but until now, I didn't do a thing.

However, with the recent power outage, and the snowstorm, I've used this opportunity to my advantage, and well, let's just say there's a lovely little lady crying for help... Hah! It reminds me of that Princess Toadstool.



Now then...if this female is remotely important, or if you're just the kind of person trying to desperately be a hero, all you need to do is go to the destroyed part of town. There you will find a large building, and on the very top floor is where I'm holding her hostage.

Of course, if you'd rather leave her to be entertainment for some of my lackeys...there's always that too. Needless to say, they love the company~

[ooc: So yeah, Bowser was bored, so he kidnapped Yoko and is bragging about it just to see what happens, and he's totally bluffing about the situation just to sound more evil. :B]

Call me curious, but if you could wish for anything what would it be? I won't say why I'm asking, because that's for me to know and for you to possibly find out.

I remember back in the Mushroom Kingdom how I would always make wishes, and those pesky Star Spirits wouldn't do a thing about it! Sure, they'd grant the wishes of other people, like those... irritating Mario Brothers, but where's my respect, huh?

Lucky for me, I've got one thing that's given me everything I could desire...

But enough about me....heh, have you made any wishes that never came true? Wishes that you would do anything for?

It's irritating I can't fake it, won't you spare me...

And I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I've got a family
And I drink cups of tea

I don't care what you're thinking
As you turn to me
'Cause what I have in my two hands
Is enough to set me free

I can fight the feeling
To resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take
You sneak up from behind

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!

[ooc: translation - Grah! This mouth wash is so irritating! I've got the Star Rod right here, but this ridiculous singing is preventing me from making a single wish! To think, I, the Koopa King could fall for such a thing... what's next? Evil bunnies?]

Huh? Now what's THIS?

...

Mouth wash, huh? Why would the Koopa King need something like that? Sure, my breath may be a bit bad after shooting fire all the time... that could be why Toadstool can't stand me.... but that's not gonna get in my way.

Then again, it's not as if it's poisonous.

[a sound of gulping as Bowser tries the mouth wash]

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are...?
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

...

I just can't wait to be king...

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

[a frustrated growl]

Help me
I broke apart my insides
Help me
I've got no soul to sell
Help me
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

I've got a theory
We should work this out
It's getting eerie
What's this cheery...
Singing all about?

[ooc: Why yes, Bowser got citrus mouth wash and can only speak in song.]

Rargh, it seems that I've stumbled on something interesting. These devices surely have a lot of capabilities, moreso than many things I've seen back in the Mushroom Kingdom. Well...they're nothing compared to the Star Rod, but hah, like that matters! Anyway, look at THIS...

( Hrm... )

This thing makes no sense, and that's not all... apparently there's more of these "Internet Memes". I've read about many things... like bears that love little children, and inert balls, whatever that means!

In other news, this city was way too cramped for me. While there may be that castle, why should that matter? I've got the power of the Star Spirits! I can easily make a new keep.

Bwahahaha. It's been a while since I've checked up on this thing, but it looks like quite a few people left this world. No wonder it's been quiet as of late, but no matter. The less people there are, the more things may lean in my direction.

Now I only hope that Mario doesn't arrive any time soon to rain on my parade.

It looks as if that castle is empty, and it's large enough to prove to be an admirable fortress. Now all I need to do is make my keep, gather a new troop, and then plan phase 2.

[A recorded sound of a propeller, as Bowser takes off in the Clown Car]

Alright, so some people have been asking me about Mario. I figured that, being the generous guy, I'd tell you all about that scum! See, we've been at it for years, him always getting in my way with his treacherous schemes, and with me trying to save the princess every time! The only problem is, that plumber ends up breaking into my castle and RUINING things!

Here's a picture of him...

( The plumber himself! )

Now Mario here's not just a thorn in my side, but also a pest for any self respecting Koopa! Why, he just loves to stomp on them. Clearly he's terrible.

Fortunately I, King Bowser, am a very good liar hero! Therefore, I'll make sure nothing happens here!

( Screened from 'Good Guys' )

( Private//hackable if you want )
[ooc: Strikes = unhackable, and yes, Bowser is bluffing.]

ENTER USERNAME: mariosuxxorz

USERNAME INVALID_

ENTER USERNAME: iownj00plumbers

USERNAME INVALID_

ENTER USERNAME: plumberssuck

ACCESS GRANTED_

ENTER PASSWORD: *******

PROCESSING...

Bwahahaha... well, aren't I the luckiest koopa around? Even if that blasted Smithy took my castle, it looks like I might just have a new keep.. wherever this place is. If only that Mario hadn't messed things up, otherwise that princess would have been mine. Oh how I love her terrified screams... To see her hero fail is my dream!

Now then... let's see here. I've got the Star Rod with me still... how that pesky plumber failed to realize I had all this power... Mm, looks like my troop's not here. Clown car's missing. Finding a new fortress could be tough if I have to walk there myself, but, muahaha... Wishes are wonderful things~

[the sound of a WOOSH followed by a propeller and evil laughter]

That castle looks like the perfect place to start.
[ooc: For the record, he has no idea the devices are networked]